Hi Friends and Neighbors!
I am Captain Tobias Slater, Witch Locator. AKA The Witchfinder General.
As your local official Witch Locator, I bid ye all a ye ole' welcome to the blogquisition, where we will together investigate the more suspect statements of jolly ultra-misogynistic and stunningly homophobic anti-sex extremist Christine O'Donnell, a self proclaimed dabbler in "witchcraft", and attender of dates on a "Satanic altar" though we doubt her dubious expertise in the subject and the even more dubious veracity of her claims.
The title of this ye ole' blog is derived from a tweet I twoted recently, I rushed it out as I wanted to be the first to make the obvious joke which two days later has been quoted by the Great Ed Shultz on his Ed Show on MSNBC today. Thanks Ed, keep the quotes coming, we appreciate the sincerest form of flattery.
In the near future we will look at her dubious campaign finance claims, and her dubious claims of having "won" elections but for tonight, we begin with the now legendary claim which (pun intended) launched a thousand chortles.
Thank you Bill Maher, keep them coming please.
Those who think this will discredit her with her puritanical evangelical base, don't be so sure. After all, much like the competition to tell the most extreme "hitting rock bottom" story at your local 12 Step recovery meeting, there seems to be, among the born again evangelicals, especially the far out dominionist types who have been lately a major "infestation" in the supposedly libertarian "Tea Party", a fierce competition to establish who has the most extreme pre-conversion sin. It's not possible that all these people have sacrificed babies on Satanic altars, but the stories you'll hear at your local right wing evangelical "church" will make your hair stand on end, if not from the gothic horrors they have all supposedly "dabbled in" then even more so at their astonishing willingness to proclaim a personal history that is clearly either a pack of lies or delusional hallucinations.
As the Wiccans point out, they don't believe that Satan exists, so they don't use Satanic altars. That's just for starters. Debunkers arise!
Please stay tuned, or rather, visit often as I will post more video evidence as it mounts!
Great work Tobias!
ReplyDeleteyou are a gentleman and a scholar, and a darned handsome devil to boot!
Keep up the great work Captain.
You are a living monument to justice and truth.