ChristineHex

ChristineHex
Yes, this is a political witch hunt, but this blog has no direct or indirect ties to, financial relationship with or communication with any electoral campaign. Beware the witch's hex!

Thursday, September 23, 2010

She may not have joined a coven, but she did steal money from her donors for personal funds!

Here we go! I promised it and here's just a taste, courtesy of the wonderful Brave New Films and their new site, InvestigateChristine.com
We don't know whether she was lying when she said she dabbled in the occult, and we think it's unlikely that all these dominionist evangelist hate-thy-neighbor-if-they're-different "Christians" are telling the truth when they claim to have worshipped Satan and performed witchcraft (two completely incompatible activities by the way)

HOWEVER,....

Her campaign finances have been pretty occult, that's for sure.
And she seems to have been using a bit of that old black magic when it comes to paying her personal bills through the sorcery of bogus political campaigns.

Brilliant! Why didn't I think of this? No taxes, not having to do any real work, free money... all you have to do is spout whatever bullcrap comes off the top of your head as long as it's riddled with fearmongering, gay-bashing, woman-hating, and lurid stories of bloody ritual sacrifice... well that last one is a bit out of the mainstream, but...

Heeeeeeeere's a taste of the unfolding scandal... Watch this space for more as it unfolds like badly made origami in a rainstorm. (Aaaaargh, she's melting! Who would think that one so young could destroy all her beautiful wickedness? Ah what a world....)

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