UPDATED VIDEO: Christine says eating meatballs was more important to her than religion.

This week Bill Maher released another witch clip which offers us a tasty treat... and that's a one a spicy meat-ball!


Christine here reveals that eating meatballs was more important to her than God, when she says she decided not to stick with the Hare Krishna consciousness movement because she needed to "eat meatballs".

This is part of a classic riff about her many youthful "dabblings". Apparently she tried 'em all before deciding that her favorite flavor was Jesus; Buddhism, Hare Krishna, Flying Spaghetti Monsterism (I assume), Witchcraft (still unclear whether she means wicca, or some other paganism or deism or whether it really was Satanism after all, what with the blood sacrifice midnight dating picnic dropcloth.) Perhaps even Tarvuism. More on that below.

Since she became a nationally known professional anti-sex celebrity "Christian" since her college days, one wonders when she had time for all this. Conclusion? She had to have been one of those wild try-anything girls in high school.

"Hey Christine, wanna come over and platonically make out (without lust of course) on my Satanic sacrificial altar? I know I'm a witch but I've been dabbling in Satanism lately so I thought you'd enjoy letting me "date" you on my blood soaked tablecloth here... Yes? You'll try anything once or twice or three times? Cool. You're a really good sport."




I'm going to have to save her fabricated educational resume for another posting.

In the meantime, enjoy a glimpse into the wonderful world of Tarvu. While CTTW was dabbling away in high school, she must certainly have dabbled a tiny dibble into Tarvuism, the world's fastest growing religion. Wouldn't you like to talk to an octopus? I know I would! Hebbo!

Say Hebbo! from Torvakian on Vimeo.

And, coming soon, I have found an early published essay by CTTW herself, on the delicious subject of virginity vs. chastity. Followers of this ye ole blogge will know that I'm using all my witch-locating abilities to try to discern whether CTTW is a born again virgin or if she has any idea what she's talking about when she discusses her favorite subject, SEX !!!
(How's that for a teaser?)

Ok, I can't resist, just one more little dose of Tarvu. It's so easy to join!