"Mice with fully functioning human brains"? Ask O'Reilly, who claims "I have the biggest head in the world!"

Welcome to the Monkey Realm! You'll know what I mean momentarily.

Hmmmm..... mice with human brains? Fully functioning human brains? Clearly this is something she would know a lot about after her teen years as a witch or satanist or just a normally experimenting young person who dabbled in the standard teen dating practice of having a "midnight picnic on a satanic altar... (there was a little bit of blood on there and everything!)" I mean, let's be honest, who among us can say they didn't do that once or twice way back...

Ok, almost all of us. Counting Christine, unless she's lying about that too! All of us then.

If anyone out there has been turned into a mouse, please contact this blog immediately. We may not be able to turn you back into a human, but we think we know people who can hook you up with your own reality show.

For the short of time or attentions span, here is the short and sweet version, with little to no context.



Here is the long version of the discussion. My favorite part?
Bill O'Reilly saying "Now they're in the Monkey Realm" 3:14-3:18 .... The Monkey Realm?! Can you get there through witchcraft? You betchya! Sounds like fun, actually. More fun than a barrel o'... and moments later he claims "I have the biggest head in the world!"

Very true, Bill. On so many levels.



For comic relief here is Cyeck Unger's brief riff on this. To his credit he cites an experiment reported in National Geographic and elsewhere that scientists have developed mice who can grow a fully functioning human brain cell, the probable source of what could have been a verbal slip in all fairness, though it could just as easily have been a mental slip... as in "I slipped on a banana peel, hit my braincell and now I can't remember the difference between a brain and a braincell"

She is immediately challenged by the unfortunately named Doctor William Morrone who says "That's an exaggeration"

If she made a verbal slip and meant to say "braincells" rather than "Brains" why didn't she defend herself when challenged as an exaggerator?
Speaking of which, soon we will look at her numerous exaggerations about her educational background. In the meantime enjoy the fluff, which is what you have in your head when you have a single braincell instead of a whole brain.