"I'm not a witch!" Christine claims in new ad. That's what they all say.

I can barely keep up. I still have a large backlog of her mania, but this was just too delicious of a morsel to resist.

It seems Christine has found a need to respond to our brave work exposing her witchiness.
Nice try, CTTW, you are only digging yourself in deeper. It's too late to take back your own confession on national television "Yes, I was a witch. I practiced witchcraft... I dabbled in witch craft, one of my first dates with a witch was on a satanic altar... there was a little bit of blood on there and everything.... I'm not making this stuff up"
Guilty as charged. At least according to her own words. Yet now she tries to reverse herself.

The funniest thing about this ad is the opening line. Watch it again and again, it gets funnier every time.

The scariest thing about this ad is the intended tag line. No, not "I am not a witch" but rather "I'm you" Don't let her cast her Satanic hex upon you, good people! She is not you!

You are yourself, likely a relatively sane and honest person. You are nothing like her.



I love it. Once again, CTTW is convicted by her own testimony. She claims "I'm not what you've heard" .... you mean you're not what we've heard from you? From the words emitted by your very own mouth? Everything bad we've heard about Christine, as evidenced in this very ye ole blogge, has come from her own public statements.

Nobody made you earn your living going on TV to promote yourself and your various devolutionary and seemingly delusional ideas.

Ah, Christine. Just try and deny that you're a witch. That's only going to convince more people of the truth, which as a witch locator, your humble blogger is beating the electronic pavement to make sure we know in advance.