Hello friends
Huffington Post is reporting that Christine has dropped two verbal bombshells yet again. You'll hear about the grim way she compared extension of the hard earned unemployment insurance benefits to workers who have paid into the mandatory insurance system and now are in great need in a holiday season when there are 5 job seekers for every 1 job available to the tragedies of Pearl Harbor and the untimely death of Elizabeth Edwards.
As bloodthristy as this merciless comparison is, as insulting to the memory of a woman who was a true friend to the working people, it is perhaps not as classically Christine as her hilarious dead-serious assertion that in her words "tragedies come in threes"
Either one must conclude that she is a believer in numerology, or one is led to suppose that if she had been elected she would have fought hard for the "Don't step on cracks, protect America's mothers from broken backs Act" and the she will denounce as futile any attempt to repeal the "Bad luck for Mirror-breakers act"
Christine's interest in numerology should be no surprise, it fits right in with her interest in witchcraft. To quote Wikipedia:
"Numerology is any of many systems, traditions or beliefs in a mystical or esoteric relationship between numbers and physical objects or living things."
also
"Today, numerology is often associated with the occult, alongside astrology and similar divinatory arts.[citation needed]
The term can also be used for those who place excess faith in numerical patterns, even if those people don't practice traditional numerology. For example, in his 1997 book Numerology: Or What Pythagoras Wrought, mathematician Underwood Dudley uses the term to discuss practitioners of the Elliott wave principle of stock market analysis." "
Most importantly, it is not for her or any politician to say whether or not unemployed people should get unemployment checks. These minuscule payments, calculated at a maximum of 60% of one's former income, are a right, not a privilege. Wage workers are forced by law have numerous taxes and fees deducted from their paychecks, not like the rich who get to pay at the end of the year based on a voluntary reporting of their own income. This particular fee goes to a program called Unemployment Insurance, because it is an insurance plan. Workers pay their fees each week and they are thus entitled to get the benefits they paid for if and when they need them.
No politician has a right to take that away from them, and to discuss ideas such as cutting them off to "force them to work" when there are no jobs, or making them "repay the loan" of their rightful insurance benefits is both inhumanly cruel and flagrantly dishonest or ignorant of what "unemployment checks" really are.
ChristineHex
Yes, this is a political witch hunt, but this blog has no direct or indirect ties to, financial relationship with or communication with any electoral campaign. Beware the witch's hex!
Wednesday, December 8, 2010
Wednesday, November 3, 2010
How can we miss her when she won't go away? Christine announces "We have won!"
My feelings are mixed. I would miss her, but I suspect she's with us to stay. Losing elections has never stopped her gravy train before, why should it now? Is that Fox news on the phone? A job? Well, I don't know, I've never had a real job before, can I charge everything to the corporate card and not have any responsibilities other than mouthing sugar coated bigotry and smiley faced cutest hate?
It's a deal!
In the meantime, the delusional behavior continues as she announces, "We have won!" at her concession speech and then in a classic revealing Christine moment she turns with relish to the buffet of fancy food which she did not have to pay for. And wasn't that what she was in this for all along?
"there's plenty of food, so let's party!" Ah yes. This is her modus operandi. She has won, because there's plenty of food and a good party, all at the expense of others. Booowaaahhaaahaha! The witch's spell has worked! She has triumphed! "We have won! Free Food! Let's Party!!!!!"
It's a deal!
In the meantime, the delusional behavior continues as she announces, "We have won!" at her concession speech and then in a classic revealing Christine moment she turns with relish to the buffet of fancy food which she did not have to pay for. And wasn't that what she was in this for all along?
"there's plenty of food, so let's party!" Ah yes. This is her modus operandi. She has won, because there's plenty of food and a good party, all at the expense of others. Booowaaahhaaahaha! The witch's spell has worked! She has triumphed! "We have won! Free Food! Let's Party!!!!!"
Saturday, October 23, 2010
New ad is irresistibly funny.
I don't normally post very many campaign ads, but this race is irresistible.
It's sad to think it'll be over so soon, but I doubt the spooky kooky one will vanish for long....
It's sad to think it'll be over so soon, but I doubt the spooky kooky one will vanish for long....
Christine: Shocked that First Amendment includes "no law respecting an establishment of religion" says "We're all, like; what??!!"
I know, another Olberman story, and he's so subjective and opinionated!
Sorry, this was the only version of her "like what?" clip I could find.
He does go on a bit, regarding the entire tea party crowd.
Poor Christine still thinks she won the argument about the first amendment, ignorant of the details of her memorized right wing talking point that "the phrase" "Separation of Church and State" does not appear in the constitution, taking it further in the debate to snorting ridicule when Coons explained to her that the phrase "Congress shall pass no law respecting an establishment of religion" is in the first amendment. (Her response: "You're telling me THAT'S in the first amendment?!")
Sorry, this was the only version of her "like what?" clip I could find.
He does go on a bit, regarding the entire tea party crowd.
Poor Christine still thinks she won the argument about the first amendment, ignorant of the details of her memorized right wing talking point that "the phrase" "Separation of Church and State" does not appear in the constitution, taking it further in the debate to snorting ridicule when Coons explained to her that the phrase "Congress shall pass no law respecting an establishment of religion" is in the first amendment. (Her response: "You're telling me THAT'S in the first amendment?!")
Thursday, October 21, 2010
CNN's Anderson Cooper dissects Church and State, deflates her claims of being a "constitutional scholar"
Anderson gets the story mostly right, but his one mistake is to say that she got "the technicality" right, in that the words "separation of church and state" do not appear in the constitution (neither do the words "Balance of powers" "primary elections" nor does the freedom of the press clause mention "the media" "TV" or "the internet", but we understand those ideas to be implied by the constitutions words and the courts have well established that, along with the separation of church and state implied by "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion... or the free exercise thereof" )
In fact if you watch the debate video (complete quote in a post below) you will see that at the very end of the "technicality" bit, Coons states that the clause reads "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion" and hearing that, Christine the constitutional scholar says "You're telling me THAT"S in the first amendment?!" clearly showing she knows her right wing talking point but does NOT know the first amendment.
But after all who are we to question the wisdom of a constitutional scholar, especially one who is also a secret agent missionary spy with secret info on China's secret plans, an expert on evolution being a myth because monkeys are not "still evolving into humans", and of course, a Satanist Witch (even though that's a contradiction in terms)
In fact if you watch the debate video (complete quote in a post below) you will see that at the very end of the "technicality" bit, Coons states that the clause reads "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion" and hearing that, Christine the constitutional scholar says "You're telling me THAT"S in the first amendment?!" clearly showing she knows her right wing talking point but does NOT know the first amendment.
But after all who are we to question the wisdom of a constitutional scholar, especially one who is also a secret agent missionary spy with secret info on China's secret plans, an expert on evolution being a myth because monkeys are not "still evolving into humans", and of course, a Satanist Witch (even though that's a contradiction in terms)
Tuesday, October 19, 2010
CTTW: "Where in the Constitution is the separation of church and state?"..."You're telling me that's in the first Amendment?!"
They say that in a fool's paradise, ignorance is blis.
Christine must be pretty blissed out then.
This takes the cake. She really doesn't know what's in the first amendment.
"Congress shall make no law respecting the establishment of religion"
That may be a slight misquote on my part, because I cited it from memory!
Like every American should be able to.
Especially Senate candidates.
This is why she is so dangerous. She doesn't just make up her own science facts, and constantly make up new lies and fantasies about her supposed life experiences, she makes up her own idea of what the constitution says. These Tea Party Republican candidates say they are all about the constitution, and they are ready to strip our society of everything not explicitly mentioned in the document, like public schools, the minimum wage, desegregation, women's rights etcetera, but they don't even bother to read the first freaking Amendment for gosh sakes!!!!
Now don't let her campaign spin this after the fact, she is not making some "clever" tired old theocratic point about how the words "separation of church and state" do not appear in the constitution, just watch the last minute of this clip again. During one of the few moments in which CTTW is not blatantly interrupting and talking over him, he quotes the "establishment clause" as it's called, pretty much word for word and she says repeatedly "That's in the first Amendment? You're telling me that's in the first Amendment?!"
Don't let her compulsive lying deceive you, watch this clip over and over until you are sure. She clearly did not know about the establishment clause. She's so brainwashed by extremist right wing ideas about letting one kind of religion run our country that she hasn't bothered to read the darned constitution herself. This is why memorizing talking points hurt you when you don't get an education or do in depth research for yourself.
Christine must be pretty blissed out then.
This takes the cake. She really doesn't know what's in the first amendment.
"Congress shall make no law respecting the establishment of religion"
That may be a slight misquote on my part, because I cited it from memory!
Like every American should be able to.
Especially Senate candidates.
This is why she is so dangerous. She doesn't just make up her own science facts, and constantly make up new lies and fantasies about her supposed life experiences, she makes up her own idea of what the constitution says. These Tea Party Republican candidates say they are all about the constitution, and they are ready to strip our society of everything not explicitly mentioned in the document, like public schools, the minimum wage, desegregation, women's rights etcetera, but they don't even bother to read the first freaking Amendment for gosh sakes!!!!
Now don't let her campaign spin this after the fact, she is not making some "clever" tired old theocratic point about how the words "separation of church and state" do not appear in the constitution, just watch the last minute of this clip again. During one of the few moments in which CTTW is not blatantly interrupting and talking over him, he quotes the "establishment clause" as it's called, pretty much word for word and she says repeatedly "That's in the first Amendment? You're telling me that's in the first Amendment?!"
Don't let her compulsive lying deceive you, watch this clip over and over until you are sure. She clearly did not know about the establishment clause. She's so brainwashed by extremist right wing ideas about letting one kind of religion run our country that she hasn't bothered to read the darned constitution herself. This is why memorizing talking points hurt you when you don't get an education or do in depth research for yourself.
Monday, October 18, 2010
Meghan McCain, the last moderate Republican calls CTTW "unqualified", "scary", "a joke"
Take note, McCain knows people on the inside of the right wing leadership in this country, and she says here that she is saying what everyone says in the back rooms. Another valid point is that the right is trying to "bully" McCain, and she is becoming a more and more cogent and important voice as she becomes more and more publicly disillusioned with the increasing extremism she is surrounded by.
Saturday, October 16, 2010
If you find Christine exasperating, you're in good company.
This week's Bill Maher CTTW montage needs no introduction and no comment. All I will say is that for those of us who find her words to be both hilarious and maddening, misery loves company!
Thanks Bill.
Oh dear, this video has been de-activated. I'm trying to find a new link, it'll be posted as soon as found. If you know of any working link to this funny montage, please comment here!
Thanks Bill.
Oh dear, this video has been de-activated. I'm trying to find a new link, it'll be posted as soon as found. If you know of any working link to this funny montage, please comment here!
Thursday, October 14, 2010
Delaware Debate Highlights - "Oh Gosh, um..." don't ask me those fancy pants questions, I'm just a simple country Senate candidate! "What I believe is irrelevant"
The factually challenged Christine got a chance to show off her brain-smarts last night, and there's laughs aplenty for fans like us.
"Oh gosh... give me an example..."
You may have already seen the headline moment, when Christine couldn't name a single recent supreme court ruling that she disagrees with after she asserted that "activist judges" are generally causing havoc and wrecking everything. If she is so concerned with judicial overreach, should she not have an example? Should she not at least be able to name one?
She says the US "didn't finish the job" when we were "fighting the Soviets in Afghanistan".... and that "now we have a responsibility to finish the job." whatever that means. Defeating the Soviets? Killing every living thing in the country? What does she think "finishing the job" means?
Hmmmm.... well, what happened in Christine's imagination is pretty much the opposite of what really happened historically.
The Soviets pulled out in 1989, leaving our guys in charge. These US allies, "Freedom Fighters" (as Reagan called them) armed to the teeth with American weapons and money, did not disappear, nor were they defeated by the Soviet Union. Instead they stayed in charge, which was the US military objective under Reagan, and you might know them. At the time they were called "Mujahadeen" but you might know them better as "Al Quaida" or "The Taliban" both of which grew out of Reagan's "freedom fighters" movements, and today are fighting our soldiers over there with weapons supplied by our own government.
Another classic Christine whopper came in the midst of a confused and kooky tangent in which she continued to pursue her accusation that her opponent is a "Bearded Marxist". For one thing, Coons pointed out, he's "not now, nor have I ever been, anything but a clean-shaven capitalist!"
Apparently her argument is that he must be a Marxist because "when you look at his position on things like raising taxes, which is one of the tenets of Marxism, not supporting eliminating the death tax, which is a tenet of Marxism -- I would argue that there are more people who support my Catholic faith than his Marxist beliefs,"
Where to begin? Firstly, there are many Communist Catholics. I visited their large Catholic churches in Communist Cuba a few years back when Fidel Castro was still president. The worshippers I met there told me they love Cuba's communist system as it keeps them fed, housed, employed and medically cared for for life, and in todays modern world has long ago legalized their religious practices which despite being previously frowned upon are now officially considered a valued part of Cuba's cultural heritage.
Here in the USA you may be familiar with socialist and radically pacifist catholic groups that have been active and prominent for over a hundred years, such as the Catholic Worker, the Ploughshares movement, and many more.
Secondly, since when did "raising taxes" become "one of the tenets of Marxism"?!
I've read the Communist Manifesto and Das Kapital, and no-where in either of his classic works does Marx say anything about raising taxes.
Actually Marx called for worker ownership and control of all resources and production facilities. In a Marxist society, all profits from large scale organized economic activity are shared by the workers and allocated by their Soviet committees... oh well, no point trying to explain economic theories to someone who chooses to be anti-intellectual and rejects book-learnin' in general.
And here's a doozy. We all know Christine says women and girls who have been victims of rape and incest should not be allowed to get an abortion but should be legally forced to give birth to their rapists baby, their fathers baby or whatever. Equal rights for sperm! Menstruation is murder... ok, she didn't say that, but logically her ideas are equivalent to those extreme caricature statements.
So she says it's a "scare tactic" to bring up rape and incest because they constitute (according to her) "one percent of all abortions performed in America." So rape victims rights are not important because they are in the minority? 25% of all American women are raped in their lifetimes. So 25% of women, Christine says you are a "scare tactic"
I'll leave you for a moment with a pretty good little CBS summary, including some great quotes from naked transparent lies and idiocy such as on China's secret invasion plans she said on TV she knew about "They misquoted me at the time I believe"... you misquoted yourself?!
And the simply brilliant "What I believe is irrelevant" (regarding her belief that evolution is a myth) She and many of her opponents agree that her more whacky beliefs and factually questionable statements are "irrelevant" but here at CTTW we beg to differ.
When someone is a US Senator, their beliefs, their intelligence, their education and their honesty or dishonesty are of the utmost importance to all of us.
We need to know what our leaders think and believe because they make our laws.
How is this irrelevant?
"Oh gosh... give me an example..."
You may have already seen the headline moment, when Christine couldn't name a single recent supreme court ruling that she disagrees with after she asserted that "activist judges" are generally causing havoc and wrecking everything. If she is so concerned with judicial overreach, should she not have an example? Should she not at least be able to name one?
She says the US "didn't finish the job" when we were "fighting the Soviets in Afghanistan".... and that "now we have a responsibility to finish the job." whatever that means. Defeating the Soviets? Killing every living thing in the country? What does she think "finishing the job" means?
Hmmmm.... well, what happened in Christine's imagination is pretty much the opposite of what really happened historically.
The Soviets pulled out in 1989, leaving our guys in charge. These US allies, "Freedom Fighters" (as Reagan called them) armed to the teeth with American weapons and money, did not disappear, nor were they defeated by the Soviet Union. Instead they stayed in charge, which was the US military objective under Reagan, and you might know them. At the time they were called "Mujahadeen" but you might know them better as "Al Quaida" or "The Taliban" both of which grew out of Reagan's "freedom fighters" movements, and today are fighting our soldiers over there with weapons supplied by our own government.
Another classic Christine whopper came in the midst of a confused and kooky tangent in which she continued to pursue her accusation that her opponent is a "Bearded Marxist". For one thing, Coons pointed out, he's "not now, nor have I ever been, anything but a clean-shaven capitalist!"
Apparently her argument is that he must be a Marxist because "when you look at his position on things like raising taxes, which is one of the tenets of Marxism, not supporting eliminating the death tax, which is a tenet of Marxism -- I would argue that there are more people who support my Catholic faith than his Marxist beliefs,"
Where to begin? Firstly, there are many Communist Catholics. I visited their large Catholic churches in Communist Cuba a few years back when Fidel Castro was still president. The worshippers I met there told me they love Cuba's communist system as it keeps them fed, housed, employed and medically cared for for life, and in todays modern world has long ago legalized their religious practices which despite being previously frowned upon are now officially considered a valued part of Cuba's cultural heritage.
Here in the USA you may be familiar with socialist and radically pacifist catholic groups that have been active and prominent for over a hundred years, such as the Catholic Worker, the Ploughshares movement, and many more.
Secondly, since when did "raising taxes" become "one of the tenets of Marxism"?!
I've read the Communist Manifesto and Das Kapital, and no-where in either of his classic works does Marx say anything about raising taxes.
Actually Marx called for worker ownership and control of all resources and production facilities. In a Marxist society, all profits from large scale organized economic activity are shared by the workers and allocated by their Soviet committees... oh well, no point trying to explain economic theories to someone who chooses to be anti-intellectual and rejects book-learnin' in general.
And here's a doozy. We all know Christine says women and girls who have been victims of rape and incest should not be allowed to get an abortion but should be legally forced to give birth to their rapists baby, their fathers baby or whatever. Equal rights for sperm! Menstruation is murder... ok, she didn't say that, but logically her ideas are equivalent to those extreme caricature statements.
So she says it's a "scare tactic" to bring up rape and incest because they constitute (according to her) "one percent of all abortions performed in America." So rape victims rights are not important because they are in the minority? 25% of all American women are raped in their lifetimes. So 25% of women, Christine says you are a "scare tactic"
I'll leave you for a moment with a pretty good little CBS summary, including some great quotes from naked transparent lies and idiocy such as on China's secret invasion plans she said on TV she knew about "They misquoted me at the time I believe"... you misquoted yourself?!
And the simply brilliant "What I believe is irrelevant" (regarding her belief that evolution is a myth) She and many of her opponents agree that her more whacky beliefs and factually questionable statements are "irrelevant" but here at CTTW we beg to differ.
When someone is a US Senator, their beliefs, their intelligence, their education and their honesty or dishonesty are of the utmost importance to all of us.
We need to know what our leaders think and believe because they make our laws.
How is this irrelevant?
Tuesday, October 12, 2010
Apple daily sums up CTTW's campaign in animated form... and hilarity ensues.
I swear on a stack of witches that I am going to get serious and do some straight faced reporting here soon, but I can't resist the manic jollity of the good people at Apple Daily, who's current events cartoons have been on fire lately! Enjoy as Keith Toblerone of MSNBC summarizes one and narrates the other part of their well targeted take on Christine's nutty ideas.
Sunday, October 10, 2010
Sunday is fun day, my I don't have to run day: parodies of Christine
As a witch finder, I like to respect the Sabbath. Any Sabbath really, I'll take a day off any way I can get it. So, for a relaxing Sunday break, here's a selection of the recent Christine related comedy from the magic moving picture box.
In honor of this weekends Restoring Sanity and Keeping Fear Alive dueling rallies in Washington DC, we begin with my personal favorite going back many years, even before the Daily Show... the magnificent man who made the world safe for real satire: Professor Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA with the Delaword!
Here's the Great and Powerful Jon Stewart from the irreplaceable Daily Show
with a recent piece from 10-06-10
And here's the long version with a fascinating journey back and forth across the border of North Delaware and South Delaware... and Jon gets specific with CTTW at 3:15
and back on September 20th, the birthday of this ye ole blogge... sniff... it's grown up so fast!
For the sake of completeness I am including the popular Saturday Night Live sketches, but they are in my view inferior to the clips above, so be warned, but if you must see the water cooler clips so you won't be ostracized from mainstream society here they are:
Here's the latest from SNL, I like the idea, but unfortunately all of the jokes in this one were done previously by other shows, except for the first one, which I like very much.
This Saturday Night Live season opener starts off with promise but then devolves... meh... why make up stuff about her when the real stuff is so much crazier than anything you can make up?
Finally, this one's my favorite of the SNL stuff so far. I like it because it's not simple parody, it's real satire, if a bit silly and bit longer than necessary.
Politically Correct: An Evening With Camille Paglia-Two Episodes [VHS]
Women in Delaware Politics: Women State Legislators in Delaware, Ruth Ann Minner, Christine O'donnell, Dorothy Andrews Elston Kabis
In honor of this weekends Restoring Sanity and Keeping Fear Alive dueling rallies in Washington DC, we begin with my personal favorite going back many years, even before the Daily Show... the magnificent man who made the world safe for real satire: Professor Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA with the Delaword!
| The Colbert Report | Mon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c | |||
| The Delawert Report | ||||
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Here's the Great and Powerful Jon Stewart from the irreplaceable Daily Show
with a recent piece from 10-06-10
| The Daily Show With Jon Stewart | Mon - Thurs 11p / 10c | |||
| Daily Show: 10/6/10 in :60 Seconds | ||||
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And here's the long version with a fascinating journey back and forth across the border of North Delaware and South Delaware... and Jon gets specific with CTTW at 3:15
| The Daily Show With Jon Stewart | Mon - Thurs 11p / 10c | |||
| Indecision 2010 - Divided Delaware | ||||
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and back on September 20th, the birthday of this ye ole blogge... sniff... it's grown up so fast!
| The Daily Show With Jon Stewart | Mon - Thurs 11p / 10c | |||
| Right Club | ||||
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For the sake of completeness I am including the popular Saturday Night Live sketches, but they are in my view inferior to the clips above, so be warned, but if you must see the water cooler clips so you won't be ostracized from mainstream society here they are:
Here's the latest from SNL, I like the idea, but unfortunately all of the jokes in this one were done previously by other shows, except for the first one, which I like very much.
This Saturday Night Live season opener starts off with promise but then devolves... meh... why make up stuff about her when the real stuff is so much crazier than anything you can make up?
Finally, this one's my favorite of the SNL stuff so far. I like it because it's not simple parody, it's real satire, if a bit silly and bit longer than necessary.
Politically Correct: An Evening With Camille Paglia-Two Episodes [VHS]
Women in Delaware Politics: Women State Legislators in Delaware, Ruth Ann Minner, Christine O'donnell, Dorothy Andrews Elston Kabis
Saturday, October 9, 2010
Welcome Ed Heads! Big Eddie exposes more madness and corruption
I want to send out a very special and heartfelt welcome and thank you to Big Ed Schultz and the whole Ed Head Family out there! You are making a difference people.
Ed's new show on MSNBC has brought out vital issues and voices that have never been heard or seen on national TV before, and America is a better place since he came on the air.
Here's a classic example, Ed's latest excellent report on CTTW and her ill ilk.
Here at the electronic political witch hunt that is CTTW, we love you Ed and all Ed Heads everywhere, keep spreading the truth and challenging the rich and powerful! And thanks for visiting CTTW, your one stop shop for the regressive and willfully ignorant ideas of an amusing but dangerous candidates for cash like Christine.
Ed's new show on MSNBC has brought out vital issues and voices that have never been heard or seen on national TV before, and America is a better place since he came on the air.
Here's a classic example, Ed's latest excellent report on CTTW and her ill ilk.
Visit msnbc.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy
Here at the electronic political witch hunt that is CTTW, we love you Ed and all Ed Heads everywhere, keep spreading the truth and challenging the rich and powerful! And thanks for visiting CTTW, your one stop shop for the regressive and willfully ignorant ideas of an amusing but dangerous candidates for cash like Christine.
Christine sees things visible only to her: Hillary for president ads? Have you seen them? She says she has!
Oh Christine, one of your many magical charms is your bewitching ability to see and hear things that only you can see and hear. We've been told you heard "The audible word of God" during the campaign, now you tell us you can see into an occult world of invisible TV ads. As a professional witch-locator, I can tell you that none of this lends credence to a recent TV ad of your own, in which you claimed "I'm not a witch!" Well, we did do the nose... and the hat...
But only the sorceress herself can see the things she sees:
But only the sorceress herself can see the things she sees:
Thursday, October 7, 2010
CTTW says: Condoms cause AIDS, Cancer is an act of God, Sex-Ed is porn, people With AIDS are like bank robbers
Why on heaven or earth would anyone headline this clip with her claim that AIDS gets too much funding? True it's outrageous, inaccurate and offensive to say that, but talk about burying the lead! Condoms and talking about public health cause AIDS? "no behavior will make you contract cancer, it's just an act of God" and "The caller makes an excellent point" that people suffering with AIDS are like bank robbers who got shot robbing a bank are pretty darn shocking if you ask me.
And she always has so many great fun facts that nobody but her has ever heard of before. In this clip it's that AIDS funding is not being used for lifesaving drugs, that saying otherwise is causing AIDS to spread? She never quits. Gotta love the way she can say hateful, heartless, murderous things in a way that seems so childlike and innocent.
And she always has so many great fun facts that nobody but her has ever heard of before. In this clip it's that AIDS funding is not being used for lifesaving drugs, that saying otherwise is causing AIDS to spread? She never quits. Gotta love the way she can say hateful, heartless, murderous things in a way that seems so childlike and innocent.
Monday, October 4, 2010
"I'm not a witch!" Christine claims in new ad. That's what they all say.
I can barely keep up. I still have a large backlog of her mania, but this was just too delicious of a morsel to resist.
It seems Christine has found a need to respond to our brave work exposing her witchiness.
Nice try, CTTW, you are only digging yourself in deeper. It's too late to take back your own confession on national television "Yes, I was a witch. I practiced witchcraft... I dabbled in witch craft, one of my first dates with a witch was on a satanic altar... there was a little bit of blood on there and everything.... I'm not making this stuff up"
Guilty as charged. At least according to her own words. Yet now she tries to reverse herself.
The funniest thing about this ad is the opening line. Watch it again and again, it gets funnier every time.
The scariest thing about this ad is the intended tag line. No, not "I am not a witch" but rather "I'm you" Don't let her cast her Satanic hex upon you, good people! She is not you!
You are yourself, likely a relatively sane and honest person. You are nothing like her.
I love it. Once again, CTTW is convicted by her own testimony. She claims "I'm not what you've heard" .... you mean you're not what we've heard from you? From the words emitted by your very own mouth? Everything bad we've heard about Christine, as evidenced in this very ye ole blogge, has come from her own public statements.
Nobody made you earn your living going on TV to promote yourself and your various devolutionary and seemingly delusional ideas.
Ah, Christine. Just try and deny that you're a witch. That's only going to convince more people of the truth, which as a witch locator, your humble blogger is beating the electronic pavement to make sure we know in advance.
It seems Christine has found a need to respond to our brave work exposing her witchiness.
Nice try, CTTW, you are only digging yourself in deeper. It's too late to take back your own confession on national television "Yes, I was a witch. I practiced witchcraft... I dabbled in witch craft, one of my first dates with a witch was on a satanic altar... there was a little bit of blood on there and everything.... I'm not making this stuff up"
Guilty as charged. At least according to her own words. Yet now she tries to reverse herself.
The funniest thing about this ad is the opening line. Watch it again and again, it gets funnier every time.
The scariest thing about this ad is the intended tag line. No, not "I am not a witch" but rather "I'm you" Don't let her cast her Satanic hex upon you, good people! She is not you!
You are yourself, likely a relatively sane and honest person. You are nothing like her.
I love it. Once again, CTTW is convicted by her own testimony. She claims "I'm not what you've heard" .... you mean you're not what we've heard from you? From the words emitted by your very own mouth? Everything bad we've heard about Christine, as evidenced in this very ye ole blogge, has come from her own public statements.
Nobody made you earn your living going on TV to promote yourself and your various devolutionary and seemingly delusional ideas.
Ah, Christine. Just try and deny that you're a witch. That's only going to convince more people of the truth, which as a witch locator, your humble blogger is beating the electronic pavement to make sure we know in advance.
So now she's not just a witch (or Satanist?), she's a secret agent spy leaking China's US invasion plans?!
This just in! Ap is reporting that CTTW's BS is more amazingly full of bull than we realized.
Will the hilarious lies ever end? Straight from 2006, she said she had secret info about China's US takeover plans, yet she leaked the info in the debate at the time.
So either she's lying again, or she's spilling state secrets in political debates.
Which is it Christine?
Will the hilarious lies ever end? Straight from 2006, she said she had secret info about China's US takeover plans, yet she leaked the info in the debate at the time.
So either she's lying again, or she's spilling state secrets in political debates.
Which is it Christine?
Saturday, October 2, 2010
UPDATED VIDEO: Christine says eating meatballs was more important to her than religion.
This week Bill Maher released another witch clip which offers us a tasty treat... and that's a one a spicy meat-ball!
Christine here reveals that eating meatballs was more important to her than God, when she says she decided not to stick with the Hare Krishna consciousness movement because she needed to "eat meatballs".
This is part of a classic riff about her many youthful "dabblings". Apparently she tried 'em all before deciding that her favorite flavor was Jesus; Buddhism, Hare Krishna, Flying Spaghetti Monsterism (I assume), Witchcraft (still unclear whether she means wicca, or some other paganism or deism or whether it really was Satanism after all, what with the blood sacrifice midnight dating picnic dropcloth.) Perhaps even Tarvuism. More on that below.
Since she became a nationally known professional anti-sex celebrity "Christian" since her college days, one wonders when she had time for all this. Conclusion? She had to have been one of those wild try-anything girls in high school.
"Hey Christine, wanna come over and platonically make out (without lust of course) on my Satanic sacrificial altar? I know I'm a witch but I've been dabbling in Satanism lately so I thought you'd enjoy letting me "date" you on my blood soaked tablecloth here... Yes? You'll try anything once or twice or three times? Cool. You're a really good sport."
I'm going to have to save her fabricated educational resume for another posting.
In the meantime, enjoy a glimpse into the wonderful world of Tarvu. While CTTW was dabbling away in high school, she must certainly have dabbled a tiny dibble into Tarvuism, the world's fastest growing religion. Wouldn't you like to talk to an octopus? I know I would! Hebbo!
And, coming soon, I have found an early published essay by CTTW herself, on the delicious subject of virginity vs. chastity. Followers of this ye ole blogge will know that I'm using all my witch-locating abilities to try to discern whether CTTW is a born again virgin or if she has any idea what she's talking about when she discusses her favorite subject, SEX !!!
(How's that for a teaser?)
Ok, I can't resist, just one more little dose of Tarvu. It's so easy to join!
Christine here reveals that eating meatballs was more important to her than God, when she says she decided not to stick with the Hare Krishna consciousness movement because she needed to "eat meatballs".
This is part of a classic riff about her many youthful "dabblings". Apparently she tried 'em all before deciding that her favorite flavor was Jesus; Buddhism, Hare Krishna, Flying Spaghetti Monsterism (I assume), Witchcraft (still unclear whether she means wicca, or some other paganism or deism or whether it really was Satanism after all, what with the blood sacrifice midnight dating picnic dropcloth.) Perhaps even Tarvuism. More on that below.
Since she became a nationally known professional anti-sex celebrity "Christian" since her college days, one wonders when she had time for all this. Conclusion? She had to have been one of those wild try-anything girls in high school.
"Hey Christine, wanna come over and platonically make out (without lust of course) on my Satanic sacrificial altar? I know I'm a witch but I've been dabbling in Satanism lately so I thought you'd enjoy letting me "date" you on my blood soaked tablecloth here... Yes? You'll try anything once or twice or three times? Cool. You're a really good sport."
I'm going to have to save her fabricated educational resume for another posting.
In the meantime, enjoy a glimpse into the wonderful world of Tarvu. While CTTW was dabbling away in high school, she must certainly have dabbled a tiny dibble into Tarvuism, the world's fastest growing religion. Wouldn't you like to talk to an octopus? I know I would! Hebbo!
Say Hebbo! from Torvakian on Vimeo.
And, coming soon, I have found an early published essay by CTTW herself, on the delicious subject of virginity vs. chastity. Followers of this ye ole blogge will know that I'm using all my witch-locating abilities to try to discern whether CTTW is a born again virgin or if she has any idea what she's talking about when she discusses her favorite subject, SEX !!!
(How's that for a teaser?)
Ok, I can't resist, just one more little dose of Tarvu. It's so easy to join!
Wednesday, September 29, 2010
"Mice with fully functioning human brains"? Ask O'Reilly, who claims "I have the biggest head in the world!"
Welcome to the Monkey Realm! You'll know what I mean momentarily.
Hmmmm..... mice with human brains? Fully functioning human brains? Clearly this is something she would know a lot about after her teen years as a witch or satanist or just a normally experimenting young person who dabbled in the standard teen dating practice of having a "midnight picnic on a satanic altar... (there was a little bit of blood on there and everything!)" I mean, let's be honest, who among us can say they didn't do that once or twice way back...
Ok, almost all of us. Counting Christine, unless she's lying about that too! All of us then.
If anyone out there has been turned into a mouse, please contact this blog immediately. We may not be able to turn you back into a human, but we think we know people who can hook you up with your own reality show.
For the short of time or attentions span, here is the short and sweet version, with little to no context.
Here is the long version of the discussion. My favorite part?
Bill O'Reilly saying "Now they're in the Monkey Realm" 3:14-3:18 .... The Monkey Realm?! Can you get there through witchcraft? You betchya! Sounds like fun, actually. More fun than a barrel o'... and moments later he claims "I have the biggest head in the world!"
Very true, Bill. On so many levels.
For comic relief here is Cyeck Unger's brief riff on this. To his credit he cites an experiment reported in National Geographic and elsewhere that scientists have developed mice who can grow a fully functioning human brain cell, the probable source of what could have been a verbal slip in all fairness, though it could just as easily have been a mental slip... as in "I slipped on a banana peel, hit my braincell and now I can't remember the difference between a brain and a braincell"
She is immediately challenged by the unfortunately named Doctor William Morrone who says "That's an exaggeration"
If she made a verbal slip and meant to say "braincells" rather than "Brains" why didn't she defend herself when challenged as an exaggerator?
Speaking of which, soon we will look at her numerous exaggerations about her educational background. In the meantime enjoy the fluff, which is what you have in your head when you have a single braincell instead of a whole brain.
Hmmmm..... mice with human brains? Fully functioning human brains? Clearly this is something she would know a lot about after her teen years as a witch or satanist or just a normally experimenting young person who dabbled in the standard teen dating practice of having a "midnight picnic on a satanic altar... (there was a little bit of blood on there and everything!)" I mean, let's be honest, who among us can say they didn't do that once or twice way back...
Ok, almost all of us. Counting Christine, unless she's lying about that too! All of us then.
If anyone out there has been turned into a mouse, please contact this blog immediately. We may not be able to turn you back into a human, but we think we know people who can hook you up with your own reality show.
For the short of time or attentions span, here is the short and sweet version, with little to no context.
Here is the long version of the discussion. My favorite part?
Bill O'Reilly saying "Now they're in the Monkey Realm" 3:14-3:18 .... The Monkey Realm?! Can you get there through witchcraft? You betchya! Sounds like fun, actually. More fun than a barrel o'... and moments later he claims "I have the biggest head in the world!"
Very true, Bill. On so many levels.
For comic relief here is Cyeck Unger's brief riff on this. To his credit he cites an experiment reported in National Geographic and elsewhere that scientists have developed mice who can grow a fully functioning human brain cell, the probable source of what could have been a verbal slip in all fairness, though it could just as easily have been a mental slip... as in "I slipped on a banana peel, hit my braincell and now I can't remember the difference between a brain and a braincell"
She is immediately challenged by the unfortunately named Doctor William Morrone who says "That's an exaggeration"
If she made a verbal slip and meant to say "braincells" rather than "Brains" why didn't she defend herself when challenged as an exaggerator?
Speaking of which, soon we will look at her numerous exaggerations about her educational background. In the meantime enjoy the fluff, which is what you have in your head when you have a single braincell instead of a whole brain.
Tuesday, September 28, 2010
Christine says giving her nonexistent husband orgasms is the only reason she is here.
Today we take a peek into CTTW's post-witch-pre-professional-candidate-for-rent-money job, as head of her own "charity" promoting the many reasons to not have sex.
As well as opposing sex and condoms, CTTW's group made a big priority of preaching against masturbation. At the time of this posting there is no word on her position on the fact that fetuses have been filmed masturbating in the womb.
And while her strange nature-denying rhetoric seems amusing enough by itself, I am more interested in her deeply misogynistic view that the only purpose of a wife's existence is to provide her husband with orgasms, or that it is her job to relieve his sperm buildup whenever he needs it.
Look for the quote "If he already knows what pleases him and he can please himself then why am I in the picture?" at the very end of the montage.
Of course the smart aleck could respond "What do you know about it if you're such a super-virgin?" But for me, this is a virulently patriarchal and misogynist viewpoint rooted in a deep insecurity and a belief that a woman's only worth is in the sexual services she can provide to a man. For someone so obsessed with the idea that most sex is evil, she puts an inordinately high value on the role of sex in a woman's self worth.
Woe be it to any man who marries her, because his prostate is going to be in trouble if she's not constantly ready to service his urges. Perhaps all those decades of supposed "abstinence" has built up an incredible backlog of sexual desire and she's ever so ready to spend the rest of her life servicing her husbands every erection...
This brings up another CTTW contradiction. She says that she does not have sex, yet she says she dated witches (yes, I pluralized witches... no one seems to be noticing that the quote was "one of my first dates with a witch was on a satanic altar" suggesting she had other dates with these supposed "satanic" "witches")
Did she date witches or satanists or both or whatever it was platonically? That doesn't sound realistic. Is she a virgin of the born again variety only?
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As well as opposing sex and condoms, CTTW's group made a big priority of preaching against masturbation. At the time of this posting there is no word on her position on the fact that fetuses have been filmed masturbating in the womb.
And while her strange nature-denying rhetoric seems amusing enough by itself, I am more interested in her deeply misogynistic view that the only purpose of a wife's existence is to provide her husband with orgasms, or that it is her job to relieve his sperm buildup whenever he needs it.
Look for the quote "If he already knows what pleases him and he can please himself then why am I in the picture?" at the very end of the montage.
Of course the smart aleck could respond "What do you know about it if you're such a super-virgin?" But for me, this is a virulently patriarchal and misogynist viewpoint rooted in a deep insecurity and a belief that a woman's only worth is in the sexual services she can provide to a man. For someone so obsessed with the idea that most sex is evil, she puts an inordinately high value on the role of sex in a woman's self worth.
Woe be it to any man who marries her, because his prostate is going to be in trouble if she's not constantly ready to service his urges. Perhaps all those decades of supposed "abstinence" has built up an incredible backlog of sexual desire and she's ever so ready to spend the rest of her life servicing her husbands every erection...
This brings up another CTTW contradiction. She says that she does not have sex, yet she says she dated witches (yes, I pluralized witches... no one seems to be noticing that the quote was "one of my first dates with a witch was on a satanic altar" suggesting she had other dates with these supposed "satanic" "witches")
Did she date witches or satanists or both or whatever it was platonically? That doesn't sound realistic. Is she a virgin of the born again variety only?
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Saturday, September 25, 2010
Why did baby monkeys stop growing up to be humans? SCIENCE!
I'm a bit annoyed that between Bill Maher and MSNBC, I haven't had the opportunity to dig up my own clips as they keep pumping out the headline grabbers day after day.
Presumably this will eventually dry up a bit, but in the meantime, with apologies for you news hounds and Real Time fans who've seen it already, here's today's clip. I would guess that soon these clips will proliferate enough that different blogs can be posting different ones.
So why did monkeys stop evolving into humans? Perhaps they got bored of having to wear clothes and go to work, and decided to go back to the jungle. That's why so many humans today are choosing to go devolve back into monkeys. Don't let it stifle your musings that modern monkeys didn't exist back then either, and that modern monkeys as well as apes etc. have all continued to evolve from their ancient ancestors, as all animals and plants do.
One question for anyone who claims not to believe in evolution: are you going to forsake the latest antibiotics and depend only on penicillin when you get a dangerous infection? If you, like all true scientists, believe in antibiotic resistance, like they believe in global warming by the way, then you're darned tootin' you won't be taking penicillin, you'll be taking what works to save your life, because you know that disease organisms evolve and do so fast enough to require a constant stream of new antibiotics.
Now if you like me prefer naturopathy and to reserve the use of antibiotics for absolute emergencies, then you also believe in evolution because the overuse of antibiotics seems to be the main cause of antibiotic resistance.
And why do we take new antibiotics, or no antibiotics, rather than just using penicillin for everything? Because evolution is a fact.
And that's why monkeys quit evolving into people... oh wait, I just remembered something....
MONKEYS NEVER EVOLVED INTO HUMANS IN THE FIRST PLACE!
We share ancestry with apes, but we did not evolve from them, and monkeys are a different line altogether.
But what do you expect from someone who believes that witchcraft and satanism are the same thing?
Presumably this will eventually dry up a bit, but in the meantime, with apologies for you news hounds and Real Time fans who've seen it already, here's today's clip. I would guess that soon these clips will proliferate enough that different blogs can be posting different ones.
So why did monkeys stop evolving into humans? Perhaps they got bored of having to wear clothes and go to work, and decided to go back to the jungle. That's why so many humans today are choosing to go devolve back into monkeys. Don't let it stifle your musings that modern monkeys didn't exist back then either, and that modern monkeys as well as apes etc. have all continued to evolve from their ancient ancestors, as all animals and plants do.
One question for anyone who claims not to believe in evolution: are you going to forsake the latest antibiotics and depend only on penicillin when you get a dangerous infection? If you, like all true scientists, believe in antibiotic resistance, like they believe in global warming by the way, then you're darned tootin' you won't be taking penicillin, you'll be taking what works to save your life, because you know that disease organisms evolve and do so fast enough to require a constant stream of new antibiotics.
Now if you like me prefer naturopathy and to reserve the use of antibiotics for absolute emergencies, then you also believe in evolution because the overuse of antibiotics seems to be the main cause of antibiotic resistance.
And why do we take new antibiotics, or no antibiotics, rather than just using penicillin for everything? Because evolution is a fact.
And that's why monkeys quit evolving into people... oh wait, I just remembered something....
MONKEYS NEVER EVOLVED INTO HUMANS IN THE FIRST PLACE!
We share ancestry with apes, but we did not evolve from them, and monkeys are a different line altogether.
But what do you expect from someone who believes that witchcraft and satanism are the same thing?
Friday, September 24, 2010
CTTW Rages against "slapping on a condom" & says "it's unrealistic to say teens will have sex."
Yes it's funny that she says she can stop everyone from having sex, but what's the really interesting thing about this clip?
I'd say it's her virulent opposition to birth control. She doesn't get a chance to finish her thoughts but comparing her sentence fragments here to other interviews it's clear she is trying to say that "the sad reality is" that condoms don't work.
Telling kids to "be abstinent" is in many cases futile, as it goes against millions of years of evolution (gasp, he said the E word!) but it's cute and goofy shenanigans compared to the insidious lie of telling kids that condoms won't protect them from disease or pregnancy. Sure, condoms are not 100% foolproof, neither are parachutes, immunizations, seat belts, lightning rods, back-up hard drives and brushing your teeth. Bad things can still happen to you if you take precautions, but for gosh sakes kids, TAKE THE PRECAUTIONS ANYWAY!
Condoms are 80-99% effective depending whether you are talking about disease prevention or birth control. Yes, that's not 100%, but Christine, that's no reason to forego protection. She thinks if she tells kids (which according to her includes "young women in their thirties") that condoms don't work, they will be too scared to have sex. Maybe if we tell them seatbelts don't work they will be too scared to drive, thus preventing the high rate of teen car accidents?
I think most of us would tell them "please consider not driving, but if you're going to drive please use a seatbelt, it could save your life." And likewise with condoms.
People are saying that the amazing thing about today's brief clip is that CTTW says "yes I will" when asked if she can stop America from having sex, or stop all teenagers from having sex, (there's a lot of crosstalk)
However, here at Witch-finder general headquarters, in our interrogation dungeon here in the Dark Ages, to paraphrase CTTW's presumable mentor Queen Victoria, we are not amazed. After all with her powers of witchcraft she could probably stop all America from having sex, all it takes is another "date on a Satanic altar..." with "a little bit of blood on there" and her evil sorcery will work it's wicked witchy ways, crushing our collective carnal cravings and allowing us all to "remain chaste" like her witchiness herself.
Instead, we believe the amazing thing about this clip is that she says "It's unrealistic to say that kids are going to have sex. They're not animals in heat!"
In what universe is it unrealistic to say that teenagers will have sex even if adults tell them not to?
I don't know, perhaps we should ask her fellow Tea Party shill and teen-abistinence advocate/ unwed teen mother Bristol Palin...
I'd say it's her virulent opposition to birth control. She doesn't get a chance to finish her thoughts but comparing her sentence fragments here to other interviews it's clear she is trying to say that "the sad reality is" that condoms don't work.
Telling kids to "be abstinent" is in many cases futile, as it goes against millions of years of evolution (gasp, he said the E word!) but it's cute and goofy shenanigans compared to the insidious lie of telling kids that condoms won't protect them from disease or pregnancy. Sure, condoms are not 100% foolproof, neither are parachutes, immunizations, seat belts, lightning rods, back-up hard drives and brushing your teeth. Bad things can still happen to you if you take precautions, but for gosh sakes kids, TAKE THE PRECAUTIONS ANYWAY!
Condoms are 80-99% effective depending whether you are talking about disease prevention or birth control. Yes, that's not 100%, but Christine, that's no reason to forego protection. She thinks if she tells kids (which according to her includes "young women in their thirties") that condoms don't work, they will be too scared to have sex. Maybe if we tell them seatbelts don't work they will be too scared to drive, thus preventing the high rate of teen car accidents?
I think most of us would tell them "please consider not driving, but if you're going to drive please use a seatbelt, it could save your life." And likewise with condoms.
People are saying that the amazing thing about today's brief clip is that CTTW says "yes I will" when asked if she can stop America from having sex, or stop all teenagers from having sex, (there's a lot of crosstalk)
However, here at Witch-finder general headquarters, in our interrogation dungeon here in the Dark Ages, to paraphrase CTTW's presumable mentor Queen Victoria, we are not amazed. After all with her powers of witchcraft she could probably stop all America from having sex, all it takes is another "date on a Satanic altar..." with "a little bit of blood on there" and her evil sorcery will work it's wicked witchy ways, crushing our collective carnal cravings and allowing us all to "remain chaste" like her witchiness herself.
Instead, we believe the amazing thing about this clip is that she says "It's unrealistic to say that kids are going to have sex. They're not animals in heat!"
In what universe is it unrealistic to say that teenagers will have sex even if adults tell them not to?
I don't know, perhaps we should ask her fellow Tea Party shill and teen-abistinence advocate/ unwed teen mother Bristol Palin...
Thursday, September 23, 2010
She may not have joined a coven, but she did steal money from her donors for personal funds!
Here we go! I promised it and here's just a taste, courtesy of the wonderful Brave New Films and their new site, InvestigateChristine.com
We don't know whether she was lying when she said she dabbled in the occult, and we think it's unlikely that all these dominionist evangelist hate-thy-neighbor-if-they're-different "Christians" are telling the truth when they claim to have worshipped Satan and performed witchcraft (two completely incompatible activities by the way)
HOWEVER,....
Her campaign finances have been pretty occult, that's for sure.
And she seems to have been using a bit of that old black magic when it comes to paying her personal bills through the sorcery of bogus political campaigns.
Brilliant! Why didn't I think of this? No taxes, not having to do any real work, free money... all you have to do is spout whatever bullcrap comes off the top of your head as long as it's riddled with fearmongering, gay-bashing, woman-hating, and lurid stories of bloody ritual sacrifice... well that last one is a bit out of the mainstream, but...
Heeeeeeeere's a taste of the unfolding scandal... Watch this space for more as it unfolds like badly made origami in a rainstorm. (Aaaaargh, she's melting! Who would think that one so young could destroy all her beautiful wickedness? Ah what a world....)
We don't know whether she was lying when she said she dabbled in the occult, and we think it's unlikely that all these dominionist evangelist hate-thy-neighbor-if-they're-different "Christians" are telling the truth when they claim to have worshipped Satan and performed witchcraft (two completely incompatible activities by the way)
HOWEVER,....
Her campaign finances have been pretty occult, that's for sure.
And she seems to have been using a bit of that old black magic when it comes to paying her personal bills through the sorcery of bogus political campaigns.
Brilliant! Why didn't I think of this? No taxes, not having to do any real work, free money... all you have to do is spout whatever bullcrap comes off the top of your head as long as it's riddled with fearmongering, gay-bashing, woman-hating, and lurid stories of bloody ritual sacrifice... well that last one is a bit out of the mainstream, but...
Heeeeeeeere's a taste of the unfolding scandal... Watch this space for more as it unfolds like badly made origami in a rainstorm. (Aaaaargh, she's melting! Who would think that one so young could destroy all her beautiful wickedness? Ah what a world....)
Wednesday, September 22, 2010
Christine says she "respects" Hitler so much she would not have lied to him to save Jews.
Today for those who wondered about Bill's reference in yesterdays clip, here's a moral quandary turned on it's head as only the mad mad mad mad mind of CTTW can.
Christine explains that lying "disrespects the person you are lying to" and thus why her logically implied "respect" for Hitler would prevent her lying to him if she had Jews in the attic.
The shortest version I could find of this includes some shocked commentary by the terrific Cyeck Unger of The Young Turks. If you don't know his stuff you should.
The breaking story for the moment of course is Christine's creative accounting.
Apparently there's a reason she runs for office so often:
She needs the money to pay her rent.
Don't take my word for it, her former campaign manager has made a sworn statement.
Plenty more to come on her criminal activities including fraud and misuse of campaign funds.
Boy, isn't witch-hunting fun?
Until then, for those with time to watch here is the longer version of the Great Eddie Izzard flaying the witch in this classic witch trial... I mean debate.
Part 1 (Hitler is discussed towards the end)
Part 2, it really gets good here
Christine explains that lying "disrespects the person you are lying to" and thus why her logically implied "respect" for Hitler would prevent her lying to him if she had Jews in the attic.
The shortest version I could find of this includes some shocked commentary by the terrific Cyeck Unger of The Young Turks. If you don't know his stuff you should.
The breaking story for the moment of course is Christine's creative accounting.
Apparently there's a reason she runs for office so often:
She needs the money to pay her rent.
Don't take my word for it, her former campaign manager has made a sworn statement.
Plenty more to come on her criminal activities including fraud and misuse of campaign funds.
Boy, isn't witch-hunting fun?
Until then, for those with time to watch here is the longer version of the Great Eddie Izzard flaying the witch in this classic witch trial... I mean debate.
Part 1 (Hitler is discussed towards the end)
Part 2, it really gets good here
Tuesday, September 21, 2010
Welcome to the Blogquisition!
Hi Friends and Neighbors!
I am Captain Tobias Slater, Witch Locator. AKA The Witchfinder General.
As your local official Witch Locator, I bid ye all a ye ole' welcome to the blogquisition, where we will together investigate the more suspect statements of jolly ultra-misogynistic and stunningly homophobic anti-sex extremist Christine O'Donnell, a self proclaimed dabbler in "witchcraft", and attender of dates on a "Satanic altar" though we doubt her dubious expertise in the subject and the even more dubious veracity of her claims.
The title of this ye ole' blog is derived from a tweet I twoted recently, I rushed it out as I wanted to be the first to make the obvious joke which two days later has been quoted by the Great Ed Shultz on his Ed Show on MSNBC today. Thanks Ed, keep the quotes coming, we appreciate the sincerest form of flattery.
In the near future we will look at her dubious campaign finance claims, and her dubious claims of having "won" elections but for tonight, we begin with the now legendary claim which (pun intended) launched a thousand chortles.
Thank you Bill Maher, keep them coming please.
Those who think this will discredit her with her puritanical evangelical base, don't be so sure. After all, much like the competition to tell the most extreme "hitting rock bottom" story at your local 12 Step recovery meeting, there seems to be, among the born again evangelicals, especially the far out dominionist types who have been lately a major "infestation" in the supposedly libertarian "Tea Party", a fierce competition to establish who has the most extreme pre-conversion sin. It's not possible that all these people have sacrificed babies on Satanic altars, but the stories you'll hear at your local right wing evangelical "church" will make your hair stand on end, if not from the gothic horrors they have all supposedly "dabbled in" then even more so at their astonishing willingness to proclaim a personal history that is clearly either a pack of lies or delusional hallucinations.
As the Wiccans point out, they don't believe that Satan exists, so they don't use Satanic altars. That's just for starters. Debunkers arise!
Please stay tuned, or rather, visit often as I will post more video evidence as it mounts!
I am Captain Tobias Slater, Witch Locator. AKA The Witchfinder General.
As your local official Witch Locator, I bid ye all a ye ole' welcome to the blogquisition, where we will together investigate the more suspect statements of jolly ultra-misogynistic and stunningly homophobic anti-sex extremist Christine O'Donnell, a self proclaimed dabbler in "witchcraft", and attender of dates on a "Satanic altar" though we doubt her dubious expertise in the subject and the even more dubious veracity of her claims.
The title of this ye ole' blog is derived from a tweet I twoted recently, I rushed it out as I wanted to be the first to make the obvious joke which two days later has been quoted by the Great Ed Shultz on his Ed Show on MSNBC today. Thanks Ed, keep the quotes coming, we appreciate the sincerest form of flattery.
In the near future we will look at her dubious campaign finance claims, and her dubious claims of having "won" elections but for tonight, we begin with the now legendary claim which (pun intended) launched a thousand chortles.
Thank you Bill Maher, keep them coming please.
Those who think this will discredit her with her puritanical evangelical base, don't be so sure. After all, much like the competition to tell the most extreme "hitting rock bottom" story at your local 12 Step recovery meeting, there seems to be, among the born again evangelicals, especially the far out dominionist types who have been lately a major "infestation" in the supposedly libertarian "Tea Party", a fierce competition to establish who has the most extreme pre-conversion sin. It's not possible that all these people have sacrificed babies on Satanic altars, but the stories you'll hear at your local right wing evangelical "church" will make your hair stand on end, if not from the gothic horrors they have all supposedly "dabbled in" then even more so at their astonishing willingness to proclaim a personal history that is clearly either a pack of lies or delusional hallucinations.
As the Wiccans point out, they don't believe that Satan exists, so they don't use Satanic altars. That's just for starters. Debunkers arise!
Please stay tuned, or rather, visit often as I will post more video evidence as it mounts!
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